" It's like 2,000 Flushes, but with poo!"

--Davo, explaining the art of the Upper Decker

"Jim, I'm going to go home and let you think about what you just said."

--Anders to Jim on Jim calling him a cherry picker.

Brent: "Remeber last year when you were being creepy?"
Jim: "You're going to have to be more specific."

"If you were here you would have seen it from your seat in the penalty box."

--Bies to Nelly on his abscence from the game and calling for the result.

"Once you get 315 pounds moving, you're not really sure where it's going."

--Alex, explaining the physics behind his skating.

"Who would suckhole on a penatly kill like that. Oh, wait...."

--Anders on an Ice Hog

Bill: "What team are you playing for now?"
Xover: "Ice Hogs."
Bill: "Well...good for you.

--Bill, conversing with an Xover
"I can't grip the ice, I keep sliding, it's so slippery!"

"Put a goatee on him and that's Ryan."

--Davo, on Ryan's 3 month old son

Gator: "You like punching me in the back of the head?"
Goalie: "I'd like to punch you in the face."

--Exchange after Gators invaded Leftover Goal Space

"I'll let you borrow my sweatpants, but I don't know that I want them back."

--Jeff to Jim
I already know what's going to happen. He's going to call me around 8:15 and say he's in say Forest Lake and that he's heading home to pick up his gear and he'll be there around 8:50. But he'll be there at 8:57 because he stopped for a burger. Sound about right Beans?

"It was harder than it looked."

Ryan Guritz after missing an empty net from the crease

"I popped my cherry!"

--Dave Bies, on his first goal of the season

Alex: "That's my second game without a penalty.

Anders: "That's four games if you include the two you were suspened for."