" It's like 2,000 Flushes, but with poo!"

--Davo, explaining the art of the Upper Decker

"Jim, I'm going to go home and let you think about what you just said."

--Anders to Jim on Jim calling him a cherry picker.

Brent: "Remeber last year when you were being creepy?"
Jim: "You're going to have to be more specific."

"If you were here you would have seen it from your seat in the penalty box."

--Bies to Nelly on his abscence from the game and calling for the result.

"Once you get 315 pounds moving, you're not really sure where it's going."

--Alex, explaining the physics behind his skating.

"Who would suckhole on a penatly kill like that. Oh, wait...."

--Anders on an Ice Hog

Bill: "What team are you playing for now?"
Xover: "Ice Hogs."
Bill: "Well...good for you.

--Bill, conversing with an Xover
"I can't grip the ice, I keep sliding, it's so slippery!"

"Put a goatee on him and that's Ryan."

--Davo, on Ryan's 3 month old son

Gator: "You like punching me in the back of the head?"
Goalie: "I'd like to punch you in the face."

--Exchange after Gators invaded Leftover Goal Space